Adam read to his friends, "Someone around here is very small. Take two inches off to make him feel
better."
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!?!" said Dan. "I didn't know this was a role playing game.
Does anyone have any pa-"
"It isn't a role playing game," interjected Erik, now holding the rules. "According to this, we change
with each card. Some make us younger, or an animal, or female, or anything, really.And that includes getting
shorter. Our changes are reflected on our pieces, which is why they look so much like us. It also says the
change starts the second anyone reads the card. If anyone quits, we all get stuck the way we are. When we get
to the end, we return back to normal."
"Should we believe it?" asked Charlie. "And what does this mean for Adam?"
"Well, I sure as hell believe it," Adam said. "And my guess is that it means that I am about to become
shorter than the shortest person here which would be..." All eyes drifted to Ben. Ben was 5'3" which meant
that Adam thought he was about to become 5'1". He thought wrong.
"Do you feel any different?" asked Charlie. Adam didn't look any shorter, and neither did his playing
piece.
"Actually, I do feel a bit different. Almost like my clothes don't fit me anymore."
"You look fine," said Ben. "Where is is loose?"
Adam replied, "Mostly in the crotch." The second he said that, his grin disappeared. He ran into the
bathroom, and everyone else heard screaming. Adam walked back out and looked dumbstruck.
"What happened?" asked Dan. In response, Adam stood up and pulled his pants down. Being a teenage guy,
a heavy partier, and in the company of a bisexual man, this wasn't the first time Adam had shown his dick to
anyone. But it looked very different now. It was the smallest dick anyone had ever seen. Previously, it was
about seven inches long. Now Adam would be lucky if it could be measured as half an inch. It was much wider
than it was long, too, which was the grossest part.
"I have a question," said Adam. "Whose dick is two inches longer than this? Just curious to see who I
am going to kill later."
Ben was laughing, as were Charlie and Erik. The only one who wasn't laughing at Adam was Dan. Adam
punched Dan in the arm, screamed, "That's what you get for having such a small dick!" and started to pout. Dan
looked completely stunned, but as soon as Adam started to chuckle, Dan did too.
"Alright, time to get back to the game," said Ben. Next up was Charlie. Charlie sat down and started to
roll the dice, but noticed first that Adam was concentrating a little too hard.
"Hey, Adam? Stop jerking off. I don't want to see that, alright? Cool." Adam laughed, and Charlie
anxiously threw down the dice. He took a swig of his beer and lifted the card. He nervously and uncomfortably
laughed at what it said and began to read it to his friends.