"I wish neither of you can cum unless I let you." I said.
"Dude!" Arnold whined "Not cool! If I don't bust a nut I won't be able to walk tomorrow!"
"Ha! Not my problem, and I wish I knew more about sex than she does."
***
Lauren sat under the warm spray of the shower with her knees pulled up under her chin. Both cocks inside her had stopped moving after she'd insulted them, then her right boob starting jiggling, while whoever had her left boob started to twist it.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean it! I was just talking dirty, I..." Lauren kept babbling then let out a shrill squeak as as top dick slid down and pressed its head directly into her G spot.
"Okay, um, ooh, oh, yeah, that's um, ooh" Lauren spread her legs and began playing with her pussy lips. She didn't know how, but suddenly top dick was doing things she'd only felt from her most skilled previous lovers.
"I was wrong, I was so wrong, you're amazing! You're a sex god! I love you! Oh god do that again!"
***
I smirked at the scowl on Arnold's face. "Whatsa matter, can't handle that I'm a better lover than you?"
"Yeah, 'cause you wished for it. At least I learned it naturally."
"Pfft! Like that matters." I listened to Lauren's frantic encouragement, she'd been ready to orgasm for a while, but I was enjoying making her wait.
"Dude, she's gonna go hoarse all that crap she's shouting, just get your rocks off and let her cum already."
"Fine, you first."
***
Lauren arched her back as she felt bottom dick begin to pulse and jerk. "Yes, yes! give it to me, give me everything!"
Her teeth clicked together as top dick did something that felt simply amazing, and she felt the orgasm she'd been pleading for rocket up her spine.
***
I tossed Arnold the box of kleenax and wiped off my junk. "Hey, no hard feelings?" I asked, and felt my face heat up at Arnold's raised eyebrow
"Nah, I guess not." He said. "But I don't need your permission to cum anymore do I?"
"No, you heard me revoke the wish, it's like I never made it."
"Cool. So, can I get some magical sex knowledge too? She really seemed to like what you were doing." He grinned.
"I'll think about it." I said. "Game's over, and Lauren's tits are back where they belong, what time do you have to be home?"
"Uh, my dad said 8:30, but if you wished school canceled tomorrow I could probably stay later."
I thought about it. "Nah, I really want to try out my new skills at school, and there's a couple cheerleaders who need their panties wished away, that sort of thing."
"Man, what happens once people find out your wishes come true? They're gonna take you out with snipers or something!"
That wasn't something I'd considered. "Huh..."
***
Lauren stepped out of the shower and wrapped the robe around herself again. She wrinkled her nose, it smelled a bit from her sweating in it, but until a new bra and top arrived it was the best she could do to preserve her dignity. She gently squeezed her breasts, now back on her chest where they belonged and only slightly worse for wear; a few bite marks and scratches, still not as bad as some frat parties she'd gotten drunk at.
She smiled, still feeling aftershocks of the amazing orgasm top dick had given her. She'd managed a second masturbating after they withdrew and gave her tits back. Where was her assistant with those clothes? If she didn't hurry up Lauren thought she might as well go for three. Four, really, counting the one on air earlier.
***
"So," Arnold asked, "if only people who've heard you make a wish that directly affects them will believe your wishes come true, how is that going to help you if the police try to arrest you?"
"If they don't believe I can do anything, why would they want to?" I asked reasonably. "Besides, I hereby wish that no law enforcement officials, school officials, or officials of any kind will attempt to inhibit my actions, however flagrantly I'm breaking the rules."
"Woah, you just gave yourself permission to do, like, anything you want!"
"Natch." I said smugly. "I also wish that you'll get dream instruction to improve your sex skills from none other than TV's own Lauren Wu!"
"Sweet! Am I gonna remember these dreams?"
"Oh yeah, but she won't, aside from waking up happy in the morning."
"Dude. Have I mentioned that you are the best friend ever?"