You go up to the machine in the back you see it has a message on it' insert quarter to wish'. So you put in 5 coins and begin the wishing.
"I wish I was an attractive hunk. I wish there was a dragon living in a temple nearby that is incredibly strong and immune to magic except from this machine and relatively proficient in magic he is forced to do everything I say. I wish The dragon was forced to guard a temple that has many magical objects and much gold and it can only be released from his duty by me even though he really wants to stop. I wish that I had a pet minotaur who is my sex slave who has testicles the size of watermelons due to him not having orgasm in many years and is perfectly young and fit. I wish for me to have 8,000,000,000 dollars in my bank account." as you finish you feel light headed from saying so much "grants" the machine says. That's when you feel your muscles bulge and you face become more sculpted features and your penis grow in your pants and your hair becomes a sandy blonde.
But what should you do now? Sexually torment the minotaur, bend the dragon to your will, change someone to an extremely feminine guy with no boobs male voice and a huge cock, an extremely masculine woman with female voice and huge tits and a vagina, turn every hereto couple in school homo, make a certain homophobe the third thing you thought of and his girlfriend into a wrestler, more wishing, or change yourself into a female.
You quickly decide against the self girl thing because if you did that the what was the point of the first wish. You move your legs a little and feel the seems snap That's in your pants and decide clothes shopping