Kevin heard the front door unlock. Concerned, she left the bathroom as fast as she could in heels.
"Hey, Kevin, where are you?" She was relieved. It was the voice of her best friend Brad, although she wondered how he'd gotten into the apartment.
He was standing in the living room. "Brad, you're not gonna believe this --" Kevin started, but stopped as she wondered why Brad had a smile like that on his face.
"Hey, Kevin," Brad said, pulling Kevin in close for an embrace, quickly moving in for a kiss.
Kevin managed to struggle out of Brad's grip. "What the hell?" she demanded.
"What's wrong with you?" asked a shocked Brad. "You're never like that. You always want it."
"What's wrong with me? I just magically turned into a woman, that's what!" Kevin exclaimed.
"Ooh, are we role-playing?" Brad asked, now smiling again. "You hardly ever want to do this. You usually want to get straight to fucking. But I'll play along, sure. Zounds, what sort of sorcery is this?"
"What the hell are you talking about? Brad, we were just at John's party together an hour ago!"
"I know!" Brad smiled even bigger. "You were making out with Christine on the couch until her girlfriend showed up."
"Christine?" Kevin blinked. Christine Garcia was hot, but she was also a lesbian.
"Yeah! So when are we gonna do that 3-way?" Brad asked.
"No! Listen to me." Kevin walked into the kitchen to get the note that had accompanied the ring, then walked back to hand the paper to Brad. "I came home from the party, there was this note and a ring sitting on the kitchen table, I put the ring on, and I wished there was a total nympho slut in this apartment. I turned into this." She waved her hands up and down her body.
"What are you talking about? That's how you've always looked!" Brad insisted.
"No! I'm trying to tell you, I was a guy!" Kevin sighed. "Man, I guess this thing -- wait, I can prove it! You called me Kevin. How many girls do you know named Kevin?"
"Just one beautiful, sexy one," said Brad, reaching out to caress her, but she wriggled away.
Kevin looked at the ring on her finger. "Maybe it just needed to recharge. I wish I was a guy again! I wish I was back to my old self!"