"So you like pissing on me, eh, Mike? Well, you shouldn't have done that! Now I'm pissed off, and instead of just your age, I'm going to knock you down a few rungs on the evolutionary ladder!" Simon said angrily at the cooing infant. Mike got strangely silent. Simon wasn't really going to turn him into an animal was he? He stared attentively as Simon used Mike's shirt to wipe his pee off his face and chest, and then sat at the computer, and repositioned that strange chronivac emitter at Mike. "Let's see. I don't know anything about potty training, but I do know about paper training," says Simon, "Bet you'd make a cute puppy, eh, boy!" Boy? Not Mike? Puppy? Oh, no. The babe started to cry. "Keep that up, and it'll be a female puppy!" snapped Simon. Mike stifled his crying, how could his little brother do this to him? Wait until their parents get home Sunday night, boy will Simon get it! As if reading the quiet baby's mind, Simon says, "Oh, and with these perception settings, I can make sure that everyone remembers that I'm an only child and that you've always been a puppy." The clack of the computer keyboard keys ominously stops, and Simon hits enter. The sound of the ticking clock seems to grow louder for Mike, he finds the sound very soothing. The colors of the room start to dull, and soon everything is monochrome. His nose seems to be growing, along with his ears and what's that? could it be? yes a tail forces itself out from the base of Mike's spine. Hairs sprout all over concealing the baby flesh. Simon grins and watches his now baby brother transform into a 5 month old puppy. "Hmm, I wonder if you're weaned yet? Hey, Sparky, come here boy. You wouldn't mind being a girl for a little while would you? You'd make a good mother for Mikey until I get him properly trained," Simon said. A few adjustments to the chronivac, and soon Sparky was a lactating golden retriever bitch and Mike was her puppy. Simon dressed in his brother's old shorts and took his dogs out into the backyard to begin Mike's training. "Okay, Sparky, show Mike how it's done. Fetch!"