Darlene was grinning at the sight of Lil' Miss Ritch-Bitch getting her wild oats, when a girl Darlene didn't know came around the corner, looked at the watch, and was instantly "hipponotized". Darlene was confused, but then had an idea. "Afternoon, ma'am! What's yer name?" "Claire Vasquez." The probably Mexican girl said, swaying to the rhythm of the watch. She was a big, strong-lookin' girl, with shiny black hair in one 'a them flapper cuts, and was wearing the uniform of the school soccer team. Not a girl the old Rhianna would be caught dead next too. "Alrighty! Ladies, if you would kindly stand in a straight line with Miss Rhianna, and hold hands?" The girls did as they were told, with Rhianna grabbing Claire's left hand with her right. Darlene nodded. "Time to get started." "Alright, y'all are now conjoined!" The girls repeated it back monotonously, and a weird feeling came into the air.
The girls started to look squished, Rhianna's right leg melding with Claire's left to form a giant tree trunk shaped thing that the other legs then copied to keep the body steady. The sides of their torso fused at about the bottom of their ribs and stretched out, keeping all 4 arms movable. The girls still looked completely different, though, with Rhianna's cheerleading uniform's skirt and sleeveless top looking awkward melded with Claire's soccer shorts and baggy shirt. Darlene needed to fix that.
"Alright, yer now mixed-race identical Siamese twins. Yer papa an' mama left yah when you girls were just born, and yer abuela and abuelo have been taking care a' yuh since then." As the girls repeated that, Rhianna's long, beautiful blond hair began to curl and shorten as it became a ginger-red colored bowl cut as her skin tanned to a coffee shade, with Claire doing the same. Their faces shifted to reflect qualities of the other, becoming more exotic than the previous version. "Alright, now yer the school's largest person!"
Rhianna's side bulked up as she said this, with her arms growing in size, and her chest shrinking in puffiness. The now 6'6'' amazon girls gained a more homemade looking purple dress with flowers. "And lastly, yer kinda both meatheads, super religious, left head's named LuLu, and right head's named JoJo. We're next door neighbors. Oh, and you won't remember a thing about yer old lives, ladies."
LuLu and JoJo Vasquez shook their heads. "Huh? What's goin' on, Jo?" asked Lu. "Gee, Lu, we're in the lockers. I think we just got out of gym." "Oh." Both realized Darlene was standing there. "Hi, Darla!" They both said, smiling. "It's Darlene, girls. Jesus Christ..." The twins both crossed themselves while gasping. "That's not cool, Darla!" said Jo, somewhat outraged. "Yeah, not cool at all!" Responded Lu. They shoved past Darlene, knocking her to the ground, as they exited, ready to be the best sisters forever.