You see a coffee shop and decide that’s a great place to play with the light further. You get a coffee and take a seat in the corner of the shop where no one would notice you. You pull out the instructions that came with the light and begin reading. You’re pleased and pleasantly surprised to learn of new features of the light. The directions say:
“Inanimate Change Mode: Rotating the lens for one click to the left from default position. The flashlight will now only change gender styles of inanimate objects. Example: Shining a blue light on a woman’s clothing will make the clothing more masculine.
“Mental/Function Change Mode: Rotating the lens for two clicks to the left from the default position. The flashlight will change how a person’s body reacts to external stimuli. Example: Shining a blue light on a woman’s head will make her think and act more masculine. Another example: Shining a pink light on a man’s chest will make it more erotically sensitive like a woman’s breasts.
“Copy & Paste/Swap Features Mode: Rotating lens for three clicks from default position. Using the blue light will copy the body features, build, etc. of one person. Shining the blue light on a different person will change the second person’s body to match the same body features, build, etc. of the first person. Shining the pink light from one person to another will swap their bodies.
“Age Mode: Rotating lens three clicks to the right from default position. Blue light makes a person, animal, or object older. Pink light makes a target younger.
“Relationship Mode: Rotating lens two clicks to the right from the default position. Blue light makes friendships. Pink light makes romantic relationships. The brighter and/or longer the light is shined makes the relationship stronger and have a longer history. Works similarly to Copy & Paste/Swap Features Mode. Warning: Only one strong romantic relationship per individual. The relationship that has the strongest light intensity and/or length of time will be the stronger relationship.
“Animal Mode: Rotating lens one click to the right from the default position. Pink light requires user to say the name of the animal into the small hole in the base of the flashlight and will change target to be more like that animal. Blue light makes a target more human.
“Reset Mode: If user wishes to undo changes made with the light, press and hold reset button on base of flashlight. The color of light will be white, and brightness can be adjusted. Works from any lens position. A Master Reset, which undoes every single change the present user has made with the flashlight thus far, is activated when reset button is pressed three times and held for ten seconds each.”
You stare at the flashlight in amazement. You want to play around with the different features, but which one?