The DVD slid into the tray on the player. The TV switched inputs. The recording was off a dimly-lit sterile room - there seemed to be a bed with strapping in the dank.
"Greetings. If you have received this recording, you are one of the selected few who were chosen to participate in my experiments."
"Do not be alarmed, this is nothing personal, rather it is simply science. I devised a virulent entity that I deduced had the power to manipulate the human genome at a deeply specific level, one which I believe is the true destination of the human species!"
"By now, you will have experienced the first... shall we say 'stage' of your journey. Any development you have experienced will be unique to yourself, but some part of your female anatomy will likely now be male. If the development is to your liking, you're welcome. If it's not... well, as I said, this is simply science - there are always casualties along the way."
"The second stage will likely be... unpredictable. In my test subjects, I saw a variety of results, from no further changes to total genital reversal, to sudden dissolution of all sexual features."
"I suggest experimentation, if this takes your fancy, as it can cause a rapid advancement of the effects. Be wary of your interaction with other humans - this is a virus after all!"
"I will be in touch, soon..."