Not wanting to drag this out longer than need be, you adjust your bikini, which still manages to pinch quite a bit, and strut your way over, boldly pushing open the doors and surveying the crowd of rude hooting lowlives. Sure enough, you are treated to the sight of beer bellies, trucker hats, leather vests, and a haze of cigarette smoke, and a bevy of hoots, hollers, and loudly voiced thoughts of what these pathetic males would like to do to you. They are green though, unlike your purple, go figure there.
"Which of you pathetic males would come with me?" you ask, in an entirely too cheesy and booming manner. This causes the hooting and hollering to increase. It seems they're all willing, and you'll just have to pick one. Not that the prospects are very appealing. You can't imagine any woman being attracted to this scum, even if they are some strange alien lizard queen. Still, you need to pick one. Taking a closer look around, your eye is eventually caught by a rather dreamy youth leaning against the jukebox. He has a rugged devil may care look to him, with thick sideburns, rock hard abs, and smoldering eyes you could lose yourself in forever. That may do.
Strutting across the room, ignoring the many many slaps and pinches from those you pass, you grab him by the collar, and drag him outside. Not really sure how to proceed, you bring him around behind the building, asking in your stern new tone, "Are you prepared to leave your life behind and travel to the stars?" He nods, you grin, and roughly shoving him up against the wall of the truck stop... you find yourself back aboard the ship, with enough smoke to hide the look of embarrassment on your face over something you absolutely would not have done if you had just a few more minutes there.
"Nicely done!" says Grendy, whose name you still need to ask when you get the chance. "You're a natural at this sort of thing! Way to get us back on schedule! I'll just have you pick up these next few, and get home early. Should make up for being one short!"
You are about to object when you see her again reaching for the console. Finally ready for it, you use one hand to brace yourself against the ceiling, while using the other to clutch the young heartthrob to your heaving bosom, the warmth of his body filling you with a desire unlike any you have ever experienced before. No longer able to deny your feelings you... oh, Grendy hauled him away and slammed the teleporter button again while you were lost in thought. Think about baseball and how much you want to be a man again, that's how you were going to finish that thought. Definitely.
For now though, it seems you've been dumped on another planet to pull in another sucker. Well, last time wasn't actually too bad. Hopefully things will go that smoothly again now that you find yourself to be a...