"Okay then" I shrugged, playing it cool. "I won't resort to petty stuff like that." She scoffed in my face, feeling like she had successfully called a bluff she walked away.
"But we've yet to see who's out of your league!" She was ignoring me and just continuing on, walking as seductively as possible, she was the type that enjoyed male attention.
"From now on" I shouted after her. "Hey! Can you hear me? From now on, you will never find reciprocated love again!"
And I made a wish. I wished for Alicia to be in love with Staci Blutz. That was a relationship that could never ever get of the ground, even if Blutz had been a lesbian.
I added that she would be unable to get emotional or sexual satisfaction of anybody else, and that the attention of other admirers grossed her out.
I was feeling pretty good about my life long torment curse, but the way she was still walking away smugly in the distance still sort of bothered me. I wanted immediate
satisfaction. So I wished she'd twist her ankle. I could hear a powerful yelling in the distance and I went on my merry way completely satisfied.