"I was born a man. Your father used to be a girl. Then I used the flash light to much on the two of us and then next thing ya know six months later I'm pregant, married to your father and only 18."
"You expect me to believe that?" Marlo asked.
"Well, you're sitting her with tits and a pussy." and at that her expression was totally weirded out.
"Ew! I used to suck your tits!" was his only sentence and I burst out laughing, she soon followed.
"So, pass it to me." I asked.
"What? No way. My sex toy." Marlo replied.
"Okay lets make a deal. I'll turn myself into a dude again then you get it forever after."
"No! I don't wanna have two dads!" Marlo is being ignorant now.
"Fine, you do it. You choose. As long as you do something." I reply.