Once Loki was inside, he looked around and realized that someone was having a wedding. A smile spread across his face, as he walked into the church's sanctuary and took a seat on the groom's side of the room.
Up at the front, David was nervous. His best man, Matt, put a calming hand on his shoulder. "Relax, dude. This is the moment you've been waiting for. Well, this and the honeymoon."
"Yeah, yeah. I know. I'm just hoping it all goes alright. I just have a feeling that someone's gonna object to us getting married. You know how some on her friends feel about me. They think I'm an ass."
"You are an ass, man. But that's why Laura loves you. You're fun, witty, great in the sack ..."
"Okay, dude. I got it." He looked over at Matt and shook his head, smiling. They had been best friends since middle school. And they were both star athletes in high school. David was the star quarterback of the football team and Matt was the star basketball player. They were both jocks, through and through. In fact, they still were, even though they no longer went to school.
"Dude, there she is," Matt said, causing David's head to snap back forward. Laura really was beautiful. He really was a lucky man.
She walked down the aisle in her gorgeous white wedding dress that showed off a hint of her deep cleavage. He loved being with girls with big breasts. And at an E-cup, Laura's were perfect.
When Laura finally arrived next to David, she smiled. But a couple of her bridesmaids gave him murderous glares. He gulped.
Then the priest began talking.