The Jock-Strapped

The guy leaves the bathroom, and Snake comes in, he wants Vinnie's lunch money...

Vinnie was debating whether to turn the guy by urinal into a swimsuit, when the guy flushed and left without washing his hands. Then another guy entered the bathroom.

"Hey, Vinnie, I'm a little short today. Can you spot me some cash?" Snake said cordially but with a posture and expression that implied anything but cordiality.

"Uh, hi, Jason," Vinnie answered, "Only have enough money for my lunch today, sorry."

"I'm sorry too, since that means you won't be eating lunch. Now hand over the money, Vinnie," Snake ordered grabbing Vinnie's hair.

Vinnie reached for the medallion.

"Going to offer your costume jewelry instead? Maybe I should take both. If it's real gold, I can probably twist the V into a snake shape or maybe a J?"

Snake never said another word. He was in front of Vinnie and then he wasn't.

Vinnie looked down and smiled.

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• Snake became a black Speedo in Vinnie's size
• Snake became a rubber snake
• Snake became a snakeskin Speedo
• Snake became a real snake
• Snake became a 12 inch tall action figure, Vinnie shoved him into his gym bag, then changed to swim
• Snake shrank down to an inch tall. Vinnie put on his swimsuit & dropped Snake in his pubes, hang on
• Snake's clothing was all that was there. Vinnie sorted through it, but no Snake? Oh, wait, maybe?
• Snake shrank down to a 45 lb wimpy version of himself. He looked up at a Vinnie & squealed.
• Snake's clothing lay in a pile. On top of the pile were a pair of swim goggles, which Vinnie took.
• Snake's clothing vanished, Snake started to dwindle rapidly, he was becoming a Speedo!

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