You proceed along the path depicted on the crude map leading to the greased pig chase. It sounds like it's right out of Lil Abner and you think it'll be fun watching a bunch of farm boys running and slipping in mud trying to hold onto a greased pig.
At the end of a muddy path you come to a big emty corral, and big faded pink tent with a banner labelled: GREASED PIG CHASE.
You lift the flap and enter the tent. It's canvas on both sides, and a small sign with an arrow saying "Grease Pig, This Way!" You follow the arrows.
As you walk it seems to get hotter. Your clothing starts to bind around your collar and waist. Your feet hurt, and finally you stumble right out of your shoes. In horror you realize that your hands and feet are now hooves, as you stand on all fours. You want to go back, but up ahead you hear a voice calling, "Sooey!" and you rush snout long down the path. Changing with every hoof fall into more of a pig. You squeal as you are picked up by a couple of rough hands. They lift you right out of your now oversized clothing, and lower you into a trough full of lard. The grease is cool land slick against your naked body. You try to shout that you are human, but only the squeals of a pig come out.