Jeff hung there as woman after woman looked at him and tsked.
"Too big," said one.
"Too pink," said another.
Then a guy picked him up and said, "Perfect."
It was Jeff's former high school football coach Jack Smith. Jeff figured that he was destined to be worn by the coach's girlfriend. He was wrong.
When the coach got home, he carefully hung Jeff up and removed the tags. Then he started to strip. From the open closet Jeff could see his former coach putting on nylons, panties and a bra. NO! He thought, but it was to be.
His coach stood there in front of the mirror trying to hide his boner pressed against the bright pink skirt formerly known as Jeff.
The doorbell rings, and the coach goes to answer the door.
Jeff thinks no, you can't let anyone see us this way!
The door opens, it's Coach Jackie's Date