"Haha, very funny," said Kyle, "Okay, drawing two short straws was a coincidence, three short straws might be bad luck, but four short straws in a row? You guy's must be cheating! Now change me back!"
"Hey, Kyle," said Trevor, "We each took a turn holding the straws when we drew, you're just having an unlucky streak. It's bound to change, but after Josh chooses your next change."
"Mmmft," Kyle said, then he raised his right arm to allow his armpit mouth to be heard, which now grew from his hip, while his legs grew out of his shoulders. He was standing on his hands with his feet in the air, and his nose had been replaced by his cock, and his nose was buried in his pubes right over his ball sack. "Now what are you going to do to me? I feel like Mr. Potato Head!"
"Ooh, why don't you exchange his ears with his balls?" Trevor suggested.
"Maybe next time," Josh said typing into the Chronivac and turning back to watch his handiwork.
"What'd ya do?!!!" moaned Kyle itching all over.
"Well, with your arms and legs reversed, I thought you looked kind of like a gorilla, so I increased body hair activation. If you were paying attention in Bio, you would know humans and apes have the same number of hair follicles, it's just in humans about 1/4-1/3 are turned on at any time. I just turned all yours on, Kyle."
"I'm going to be a hairy ape!!"
"Your words not mine!"
"Hey, can we change his species too? I mean we said we could change body parts, but we never said they had to be human?" Trevor asked.
Kyle's jaw dropped and he started sputtering after getting a mouthful of armpit hair.
Josh shrugged, "We'll wait until someone wants to change species if they win the draw to decide."
This time they handed the straws to Kyle who balanced on one hand while holding the straws.
"Okay, which each draw," Josh said drawing first. He held up the longest straw.
Trevor drew second, and held up a long straw. Kyle was confused. He could feel the straws inside his hand, he was sure Trevor drew the short straw.
Kyle stood on his hands. His arms were getting tired from the single handstands. He mumbled. Yes, he held the straws and he didn't see anything wrong, but he was sure he was being railroaded. He closed his eyes and waited.
Ping!
Now what? He was blind?
He raised his arm to speak and suddenly his right eye could see. It was in the palm of his hand. Quickly, Kyle sat on his butt, and raised both his hands. He sort of new how a lobster or snail felt, as he moved his arms and the eyes in each palm to look in opposite directions. It was a bit disconcerting to look backward with one eye and forward with the other.
Josh was holding the straws, and this Kyle butt walked over to him and reached up, he pulled what he was sure was the long straw. Trevor got the longest straw and Josh got the short one.
"See I told you it was on the up and up. Okay, Trevor do your worst."
Trevor grinned, and sat at the Chronivac. The three short straws he palmed into his front pocket were jammed against his boner as he typed.