Jeff takes a deep breath, and finally decides to go for the random transformation. He sets the duration for 1 week, and decides to shorten the range to just a random object within his house. He clicks "Transform" and there is a flash, and then darkness. It is dark wherever Jeff is and he is unable to move. He smells something spicy, like soap or cologne or something. The suspense was killing jeff; what random object was he? He hoped he was something cool or fun, not something gross like a toilet item. Just than, light flooded into wherever Jeff was sitting. As his eyes focused, he saw his brother Mike. Mike was a senior and the quartback in high school. He was, unlike Jeff, a total jock. He was also very hairy and developed for his age.
Mike, who appeared giant to Jeff now, was standing there shirtless. It was clear that he had just got done from a workout; Jeff could smell (somehow without a nose, he realized) that his brother had very bad body odor, and his thick brown chest hair was marred down with sweat. Jeff could now ascertain that he was an item in the medicine cabinet in Mike's bathroom, but he didn't know what he was.
As Jeff was trying to figure out his new form, Mike lifted up his arm to sniff his pit. Jeff saw the thick wiry bush of brown hair stick out from his armpit. Jeff grimaced; God, did Mike ever trim his pit bush? Mike grunted as he was confronted with his strong body odor. Mike lowered his arm and slowly reached into the medicine cabinet.
Mike's wrapped around Jeff's hard, plastic body and pulled a plastic cap off Jeff (which just felt like a hat on Jeff's head). Mike raised his left arm, showing off his bushy pits, while still gripping Jeff. Mike then began to bring Jeff closer and closer to his armpit. About a foot away from the wiry pit hair, it finally clicked; "Oh my god! I'm my brother's deodorant! I'm going to spend an entire week being smeared all over my brothers armpit hair!". If Jeff still had a mouth or throat, he likely would have thrown up; he was absolutely disgusted!
As Jeff neared the armpit, Mike's body odor got worse and worse. Jeff finally reached the armpit and was pushed into the brown bush. He realized, with even more horror, that the applicator part of the deodorant stick was his "face". It felt as if Jeff's face was shoved into the thick, wiry, curly hair.
Mike rubbed his stick of deodorant up and down repeatedly, to cover the whole area. Jeff felt the thick, sweaty hair drag and smear all over his face, and the smell was unbelievable. If Jeff could, he would be vomiting right now. After applying enough, he switches Jeff to his other hand and lifts his other arm up. Jeff is given a second or two of relief before being plunged into the other hairy pit... "Jeez, Mike has some of the hairiest pits I have ever seen. How long is the hair!", Jeff thinks to himself as he is smeared through the bush. Thankfully, Jeff is pulled out eventually; his job done, for now at least.
Jeff's cap was replaced and he was placed back in the dark of the cabinet. The applicator had about 4-5 of Mike's thick, wiry armpit hairs sticking to it. They tickled Jeff but he couldnt do a thing about it. Having been applied post workout, Jeff also was smeared with a decent coat of Mike's sweat, and the scent of his body odor was still incredibly strong. Jeff was furious at his choice of random; "I mean", he thought sarcastically, "who wouldn't want to have their face forcefully rubbed through smelly armpit hair!". He shuddered; he was absolutely horrified at what the next week will be like as a stinky, hairy jocks deodorant.