Jeff yelled, "No."
Bill said, "Fine, I won't force you. Why isn't Justin human? Didn't you just take him off?"
Jeff said, "I accidentally turned him into shoes again."
Bill said, "Well put him on and take him off again. It's the only way to change him back. You know that."
Jeff looked at the shoes wondering if he could put his feet inside his friend. Then he looked at the Chronivac still confused about how the Chronivac worked and what he could do to undo everything. "Justin doesn't like being worn."
Bill said, "I know he doesn't like being worn. It's not like any of us have a choice. They've searched the entire genetic code and haven't figured out yet what determines what clothing we turn into. But if you don't spend some time as clothing you age faster. Do you want to be like those people who die because they refuse to be clothing? Now put Justin on."
Jeff said, "I don't want to wear a person."
Bill said, "You might as well. You're wearing people now. Everything on you is a person."
Jeff then noticed that his dresser and closet were significantly smaller. (No one made clothing anymore since everyone was clothing.) He felt freaked out and quickly stripped. One by one, each of his clothes turned into a person. Some turned into friends and some turned into people he didn't know. One said, "Finally." and turned to Jeff's former underwear turning him back into underwear.
"What are you doing?" Jeff asked.
Bill said, "We have to share. Only about one tenth of the population is underwear so underwear is in high demand. You need to pick about ten guys to take turns wearing you."
As Bill spoke, he began stripping and handing his clothes to the other man. "Here you go Murray." and Murray would immediately turn the people back into clothes. Jeff watched with a horrified fascination.
Jeff asked, "Why aren't you becoming clothes?"
Bill said, "We don't know what determines what clothing we turn into but their are some patterns that can be predicted. I'm a coat. That has its good side and its bad. I get the whole summer without being worn and then have to be worn all winter. You know, if you're not going to restore Justin, I will."
Meanwhile, Murray was almost dressed and turned to Pete. Jeff asked, "Pete, you're letting him wear you."
Pete said, "Well yeah. I'm the latest fashion since I turn into the same kind of shirt Prince William becomes. Prince Harry is often seen wearing his brother."
Meanwhile, Justin was whispering to Bill suddenly they grabbed Jeff and got help from some of the others holding him down.
Jeff said, "You weren't going to force me."
Justin said, "It's for your own good. The world needs jockstraps and if I have to let you stick your feet in my mouth and ass, you can at least return the favor and support my balls."
Jeff would have said more but it was too late. He shrank and became a jockstrap.
No one knew how or why everyone had become were-clothes. No one knew why it was normal. No one knew except Jeff and the Chronivac.