This male/female form is a bit much - you'd rather be one or the other. You decide to try Losing a Change, and after taking a deep breath, pull another card from the deck.
CONFUSED AND BEMUSED BY YOUR MUCH LATERED STATE?
THEN BACK TO A FORM THAT YOU KNEW AT AGE EIGHT!
"Huh?" You gasp as your crotch throbs suddenly. The slick female hole closes up, and your hard-on dwindles into a pre-pubescent nub. "Oh, No!" Your voice cracks as you sink back through puberty the wrong way. The others stare at you as you become the cute little boy you were in third grade.
Jim laughs, quickly joined by the others. You feel your teeth with your tongue - sure enough, you are missing a tooth. And you have the same dumb crew cut your mom made you wear back then. Worse, you have a Superman shirt and short on with sneakers that have lights in the heels. You remember liking this stuff when you were little, but you feel pretty stupid now. Especially with the others all pointing and laughing at you. You are all male now, but it won't mean much for 4 or 5 years.