Kelsy returned home from yet another kid's birthday party. She had made more than a grand as an entertainer there, but that didn't mean it was her idea. After developing all her clown features she was of course certified as begin the biggest clown in the world; biggest nose, biggest hands, biggest feet, biggest roundest body, biggest clown hair, biggest clown smile, and gassiest clown among many other records. This made Kelsey quite the sensation even in a world where people turned randomly into clowns, and her mother exploited it by hiring her daughter out as a party clown for the elite and rich. She loved begin a clown, but hated being a clown on a schedule.
"Hey honey," her mother greeted her daughter. "How was work?"
"It sucked," Kelsey sulked as she flopped down on the sofa, her butt squeaking like a dog toy. "I hate doing this mom!"
"Kelsey, you know we need the money," her mother began as she plopped down on the couch next to her daughter, leaning against her spherical body, "Whew! Little gas attack in the old clown car honey?"
Kelsey frowned before cutting a little fart. "Maybe a small one," she grumbled.
"It was a clinger that's for sure," her mother said as she cleared her nose of her daughter's lingering fart smell. "Anyway, you know we need the money, and every shallow celebrity in the area wants the world famous Kelsey Clown at their kid's birthday!"
"Can't we at least slow down the booking?" Kelsey pouted. "I can't even enjoy being silly and funny anymore!" she complained with a honk of her nose. "What's the point of finally being a clown if it's all work?"
"Well you can have fun now!" her mother patted her daughter's big belly, "Go and juggle! Throw some pies! Trip like a clumsy fool! You know all the stuff clowns like to do! But do it soon, because you have another birthday party tomorrow at 8 a.m.!"
"MOOOOM!" Kelsy whined, and honked her nose. She stamped her foot, but the boing sound that resulted made it hard for her to be taken serious.
"Save it for the party honey," her mother chuckled.
"I'm being serious!" Kelsey huffed.
"I'm sure you are sweetie!"
"I'm going to bed," Kelsey pouted and stood up, but her first step resulted in her tripping over her own feet, the largest feet in the world, and falling down. Except she didn't hit like a normal person would, no as a clown Kelsey's big spherical bey compressed and sent her lightly bouncing around the room to another round of her mother's laughter. "This isn't funny!" Kelsey reprimanded her mother as she slowly came to a rolling stop. Her eyes were crossed in dizziness and when she tried to stand she simply fell on her fat butt and let out another of her stinker's.
Chuckling her mother helped her daughter up. "Have a good night dear," she kissed her on a made up cheek.
"Night mom," Kelsey said sullenly as she climbed the stairs to her bedroom, her feet squeaking as she did so. "Nuts. when you're a clown no one will take you seriously."