She saw him across a sea of eight year olds screaming and excited to see the biggest clown in the world at their birthday party. His clear blue eyes met hers and she let out a loud fart. All the kids laughed as the cotton candy smell filled the room. The blush on Kelsey's face deepened, why she was embarrassed she did not know, she was a clown after all. With a long sigh she started in on her show for these little hellions, she knew they needed the money she just wanted something else, just to enjoy being silly. She found him again laughing, showing his cute smile as she juggled and immediately the balls fell from her hands. Everyone laughed like she had meant to, just a clown being silly. She tried to avoid looking at him but she couldn't help it her eyes kept finding him and her clumsiness just increased around him. Finally she was able to get through her show and the parents herded the mob into the kitchen. There was a pile of presents on a table and all the kids grabbed a seat as Mom rolled out the lit birthday cake.
"Ok, everyone. Lets sing Happy Birthday to...." god, there he was again and she just went blank on the little bastards name "George" Mr. Blue eyes shouted helpfully.
"George, I thought it was Susan?" Playing the forgetful and silly clown to cover for the lapse, and farting again. The kids laughed and the boy shouted "No, it's George."
"Ok, George. Everyone, three, two, one, Happy......."
The kids dug into the cake and Kelsey finally got a second alone to breath, her chest and pants were feeling tight.
"Hey, great show." Kelsey froze and turned and clear blue eyes filled her vision.
After a long awkward pause he extends a hand "My name is Jay." Kelsey takes it feeling his warmth enveloped her hand. "Kelsey"
He laughed and grinned "Yeah, sorta figured that." Kelsey lets out a awkward nervous laugh "Yea"
"My brother is a big fan of yours, The Biggest Clown in the World. He got affected and turned into a clown too but he got the short end of the stick."
"Oh" Kelsey kicked herself to say something more interesting but her mind was blanker than normal. A fart rips through the air.
Jay lets out a laugh and breaths deeply the cotton candy smell "Instead on becoming big and silly like you he got to be short and small, but not the smallest clown in the world."
"Well...." The suddenly the pain got worse and she felt a snap on her back, suddenly unbalanced she fell into his welcoming arms.
"What the...." Kelsey looked down to find her breasts had exploded outwards snapping her bra.
"Wow, you are still growing. Another biggest clown in the world first.“ Kelsey’s head snap back up realizing Jay was staring at her new enormus breasts.
"Umm, yea. I should go" Kelsey gets upright again and walks past him letting loose a strong fart that nearly knocks him down.
'Oh, god.' Kelsey thinks adding insult to injury. It's not like any guy would be interested in her anyway. Waddling as fast as she can, her large feet leading the way, she gets in her clown car. Closing her eyes, nearly in tears, she finally notices the pain and tightness between her legs. 'What else can go wrong today' Her forehead leans on the horn and a blast is issued from her car echoing across the neighborhood. Jerking up she sees Jay standing at the door waving goodbye to her. She waves and quickly puts the car in reverse and escapes.
Entering the house she collapses on the couch and hears her mother.
"Everything go ok at the party."
"Yea, why?"
"A guy called Jay called and wanted to check on you." She shouts as she walks into the room. Kelsey’s heart leaps at the news.
"Oh, yea" She sees her mom's eyes go wide at the sight of her.
"Oh"
"Yea" Kelsey wonders if she is even capable of speech today with all these one word conversations.
"Will it looks like we will need to get some custom bras for you. At least this will make a good marketing tool for bachelor parties."
"MOM, no"
"We can make some good money and we need it"
Disgusted she struggles off the couch and immediately trips and rolls down the hall. Getting up she slips in to the bathroom to take a nice hot shower. She removes her shirt admiring her new figure in the mirror and smiled. 'Well you are the biggest clown in the world' she repeats to herself. She lowers her pants and colorful panties and kicks them aside, straightens up she stops in shock. She eyes focus on the source of her pain in her pants, her breasts were not the only thing to expand.