Kathy ran to the phone, sweat dripping from her brow. She frantically began dialing the animal control number. Then she heard a voice. It came from her rabbit. "Mr... Mr. Wiggles?" Her pet began to moan as it's body began to grow larger. The phone dropped out of Kathy's hand as her ginormous pet rolled off of the table and onto the floor. Mustering her strength, she heaved the heavy hare onto her sofa to continue observing it's transformation.
The rabbits belly shrank as it's fat was replaced with a ell toned midsection. Its arms grew out until they were as long as a human's.
"Of course!" She thought to herself. Her bunny was becoming a man.
Continuing on the path to humanity, his paws shrank and were replaced with human hands. Its legs switched to a bipedal position, and his face cracked as it became more human like. Finally, a thick head of hair grew from the top of his head.
Mr. Wiggles was breathing heavily. "Is... Is it over? Am I human?" Kathy was shocked to hear her pet speaking fluent english, but she managed to stammer "Yes, but you're still part rabbit."
He let out a sigh of relief and stood up, brushing his ears away from his face. "It's so great to actually TALK to you!" Kathy was still flabbergasted. "Why did you just transform like that?" He chuckled. "Well, a human can't date a bunny, right?"
Kathy was taken aback. "You want to date me?" He smiled. "Of course! I want to live with you, and eat with you and..." She stopped him. "O.K., but I think you're going to need a better name than Mr. Wiggles." He thought for a second. "Dave. Just call me Dave."