"Hey, guys, let's challenge those jerks from up north to a side bet regarding our new mascot!" Bob boomed holding a struggling billy goat with his under belly exposed to the team.
"He sure looks horny enough to take on the other team, ha!" laughed Roger, Billy's top receiver. Billy blushed as he realized the reference wasn't to his goat horns, but to his pink erection sticking out of his furry shealth. His body fur concealed his embarrassment from his team mates. He bleated for help, but no one seemed to understand him, though he understood every word they said.
The bet is made, and Billy watches tied up on the sideline covered in a team blanket.