"Must be into water polo players," you remark as you look at the suit, cap and goggles in the black shiny box, "Or maybe they want me to join the water polo team?"
You saunter over to the mirror, and strip down. You pull on the Speedo, it is way too tight at first, but it must be stretching. You like the way the bulge looks. You look up at yourself in the mirror and blink. You had a stocky wrestler's build, but now you look different. You have the classic v-chest with narrow waist of a water polo player, and you're a few inches taller too. And your chest hair is gone! You pull open the Speedo, and groan. You're totally smooth- all your pubes are gone. You remember hearing that the water polo players shaved everywhere. You raise your arm. All your pit hairs are gone. You shake your head, and try to remove the Speedo, but it seems to have grown to your skin. You run your hands over your back and butt, there is no separation between the fabric and the flesh.
"How am I supposed to go to the bathroom?" you ask exasperated at your fate.
You hear a knock at the door, and dash to answer it.
"I know I said to meet in the park, but I figured, you might have questions," said a voice from inside a hoodie.
"You did this to me? Questions?! How am I supposed to go to the bathroom, for starters!?!"
"Heh, heh, that's not going to be a problem," the guy says pushing past you. He is carrying a big duffel bag with the school's athletic department logo on the side. He closes the door behind himself.
"The least of my problems? If you wanted me to join the water polo team, all you had to do was ask!"
He pulls off his hood, to reveal his identity and says, "...