It's the captain of the water polo team, "Yeah, but you have to be worthy. The suit determines that. You know like the hat in Harry Potter."
"Well, why am I turning green then!" you shriek as you look at your skin and the Speedo is spreading down your legs and up your torso.
"Guess, it decided you weren't worthy to wear one of our suits, but it thinks you're worthy to be them," he laughs.
He flips out his SmartPhone and starts taking streaming video for his teammates, "Hey, dudes, you were whining about how our old uniforms are almost worn out, well, that new guy didn't make the cut to be on the team as a player, but he's made the cut to be our suits. I think he should be done changing in about 10 minutes. Meet at the Natatorium to get your new suit in half an hour.