After what must have been a couple of hours John finally defeated the final boss and saved his pixel princess. He was now at the ending screen, flying through some clouds looking satisfied as the credits scrolled through with music playing in the background. As they ended everything became black momentarily.
Suddenly he was back at the desktop. Everything felt somewhat more normal now although he was still inexplicably standing on an invisible plane with the desktop background on one side and a view out of the screen on the other. Suddenly he looked at himself. He wasn't naked any more. Instead his hands now wore gloves. They seemed to be made out of a metallic blue metal with black leather with the parts he touches things covered in black leather. The line where the leather touched the metal was lined with a golden line. The rest of his arm was covered in a brown leather sleeve. His breast was covered by a blue piece of armour reaching from his chest to his private parts. A kink in the metal ran across the smooth form following his body. His pants were also leather and ended into a pair of booths. They were also made out of a combination of black leather and blue metal and showed some definite signs of wear. He followed his belt and found that he had a holster with a sword inside. The holster was blue hand had elaborate golden vaguely baroque ornaments on it. He pulled out his sword which had a fairly large handle with holes in an elaborate decorative pattern. The blade itself it have looked very sharp, though it did have a few marks in it. Putting it back the suddenly noticed his tail. He reached up to his face and found that a luxurious nose was poking out of it. He reached upwards and found that above his goggles a pair of long and pointy ears peaked out of his leather cap. "Fuck" he said to himself, "I'm an opossum now."