"You fucking perv!" she shouted.
"I can't believe I dated someone so sick in the head!"
She stood up and walked towards me. She pointed her finger right in my chest while her own was jumping around under her shirt.
"You idiot! Am I supposed to live with those now?" she pointed to her boob. "Aaaargh. What about you try? Five minutes of wishing? is that right? Ok!"
Nononononono I needed to get up to stop her from wishing anything
"Ok perv" she said. "I wish you get transported to a body of a tiny teen girl with a large bum somewhere on vacation with her hunky boyfriend, just on the day she was to sprout pillowy boobs. But I also wish that right now you forgot everything about breasts, even that such a part of anatomy existed. That should make it for a nice surprise. Enjoy the rest of your life loser."
"Wait..." was all i could say before the world wrappedaround me.