Jeff quickly threw a blanket over the window so that problem was solved. Then he thought about what to do next. He couldn't get dressed, not just because his underwear was now inside his balls, but because he couldn't fit his new vacuum penis inside any underwear. He tried putting his bathrobe on but that didn't cover him. He'd already used the blanket on the window so the only things left were the sheets. He tied them around himself like a diaper. Then he headed for the shed hoping no one would notice.
His mom had only just gotten home and his sister had left. His dad and brother were still out as well so his mom was the only one he had to sneak past which was easy since she was busy in the kitchen.
Jeff went outside and crossed the lawn to the shed lugging the huge weight between his legs. Before he went into the shed, he stopped at the big trashcan to empty his balls.
The way his vacuum penis was designed, he had to take the hose and half his scrotum off. He dumped the contents of his balls into the big trashcan and then began fishing for the items he didn't want thrown away.
He was half way in the garbage can when he heard the unmistakable sound of his neighbors dog. The neighbors had a giant great dane that was frequently getting out and roaming the neighbor hood. Jeff quickly tried to exit the garbage can when he felt teeth on his vacuum cock.
Jeff got out of the garbage can just in time to see the great big dog running into the front yard taking Jeff's vacuum cock with him. The sheets that Jeff was wearing to cover his ass came loose. Then the automatic sprinklers turned on.