"Okay, Kevin, when the Patriots win, you'll be my deflated inflatable blow up sex doll," George said with a grin.
"Well, the Patriots won't be able to blame cold weather if they get caught with deflated footballs this time. So when the Sea Hawks win, you'll be my deflated inflatable real dog," Kevin said.
"I'd like to see that," said Joe with a grin.
"Oh, you will, unless you're betting on the Patriots too. In which case, you'll be whatever you lost yourself into being. There all written down, and ready to go. Sign it George & I'll sign it too," Kevin said.
This touched off a half dozen or more bets with variations on the deflatable football theme.
Erik said, "I'll bet if that the Patriots will win, and if I lose, I'll be a male blow up sex doll!"
"Who are you betting and what will they be if you win?"
"I dunno, guess I've already had too many beers and it isn't even half time."
"It isn't even pre-game!"
"Can I get in on that bet, Mike?" Steve asked, "I've always wanted a form-fitting Spandex body suit! If the Patriots lose that's what you'll be on me!"
"Well, when the Sea Hawks win- hey wait, I was rooting for the Patriots?" Mike Brody furrowed his brow and frowned, "Okay, when the Sea Hawks win, you'll be my Speedo, and you'll stay my Spandex Speedo until I take you offf."
"Whoa, dude, that could be a month or two. I remember what you did when Mickey bet you that he could wear his underwear longer without washing than you. Dude, you reeked. I had started wearing nose plugs around you," Steve said. "Wait a minute, you were rooting for the Patriots? But George just bet you that if the Patriots won, you'd be his underwear! You want to be that old guy's underwear!"
"Hey, I'm not that old!" shouted George re-entering the conversation.