"Finnegan's Bar Closed For Super Bowl?" Steve read.
"But the parking lot's full!" complained Mike.
"They're the closest sports bar, and my cable's out. Maybe they'll let us into the private party," Steve said trying the door.
"Sorry, closed," said Jake, who was acting as bouncer. Last year he'd picked the losing team and spent the week as a trampoline. He'd be more careful with his bet this year.
"Oh, c'mon ask Joe. Mike & me are regulars, and our TV is busted."
"Well, wait here. I'll ask Joe."
A few minutes later, Joe appeared at the door with a couple of other guys.
"Steve Malloy and Mike Brody? Well, this isn't exactly your standard Super Bowl Party. There are some wild bets, and while it's my bar, it's really Mark's and Gordy's party."
"You guys in college?" asked the taller of the two middle aged men.
"Yeah, and we're game with weird bets, but kind of light on cash."
"Don't think there've been any cash bets since 2003," laughed Gordy.
"They bets are a bit extreme. You might walk home in George Hannover's body, with him in yours. Or you might end up your buddy's cock ring," posited Gordy.
They laugh, and look at each other, and laugh again.
"Sure, we're game. Can we come in?"
"Joe, let 'em in. Let's get the bets written down."
The two young men entered the crowded bar. Up right in front of the big screen on a small pedestal is a tiki idol.
"Turning the place into a Hawaiian Bar?" Mike asked Joe.
"Only for the Super Bowl Party. That little fella makes all the bets come true. Never forget the week I spent as a urinal cake," Joe added with a shudder.
"Hey, Brody," said George Hannover, "I've got a standing bet with Kevin, and I'm taking the Patriots this year. You take the Sea Hawks, and if they win, I'll spend the basketball playoffs week as your big screen TV with Satellite service."
"What if I lose?" Brody asked.
"Well, your father is my major competitor, I think you'd make an excellent pair of silk underwear for me to wear during the our annual convention in Las Vegas."
"George, you should make that Spandex. It's a lot more fun that silk," Kevin said walking up.