The three slobs entered the kitchen in a flurry of belches and farts, the girls were starving after sleeping and Alice's stomach was still pushing the meals from yesterday through her bowels. "So girls, what's on the menu?" Mexican the girls yelled. Smiling their mother assumed her normal position above the table before concentrating on pushing a Mexican feast out of herself, a mere 40 seconds of grunting and an explosive fart was all it took for the feast to be finished, she was just about to let the girls dig in when she heard Alice speak up. "Hey mom, how would Jen and I be able to shit food, I mean you can basically run your body however you want, but Jen and I are stuck having to rely on you to make us food, we all should be able to make what we want right?" Smiling the girls mother waddled past her twin daughters and brought out a dusty book. Opening it she found a page and blew off some dust before chanting oddly. Her stomach seemed to inflate while she was chanting then her gut began to glow, then she turned and bent over, with a final chant she finally uttered the final words "niag eht ytiliba ot lortnoc tahw ouy ekam" with a final grunt she farted, it lasted a long while exposing the entire house to the putrid odors that came from the very depths of her bowels. "Now girls try it, think of a food and concentrate hard on it and you girls should be able to make it" Grunting both girls thought of what they wanted and began to go red faced with concentration then an exuberant squeal and a sqelching fart was heard as "I did it I did it" was shouted but who had suceeded?