"Hello, Cutie Pie!" She sets down the book and walks toward you. "How's my little boy doing?"
"I good, Mama!" You reply. Wait, Mama? Since when have you called your mom Mama? You figure that one-year-olds aren't responsible for the way they talk.
"That's great, but I think that someone might need a diaper change!" Your mom says, pinching her nose for effect. It's then that you realize that you had, in fact, used the diaper! You hadn't even realized what was happening.
You follow your mom back to your room, where she lays you on a mat on the floor and pulls down your pants, exposing your diaper. Your mom pulls a fresh diaper from a box labeled "Pampers TEENIES: For babies ages 14-18." She Removes your old diaper, quick wipes you clean, and places the fresh garment under you. As she applies the tapes, she makes a farting noise into your belly button, like you would to a real baby. "I love you, little man. Never grow up." She says. You reply "I wuv you, too, Mama!" as she pulls your pants back over the diaper. She gives you a pacifier (Babies aren't responsible for keeping themselves calm or quiet) and leaves the room.
After your mom leaves, you look around the room, wondering what to do next. You see the journal, grab a crayon (The only writing utensil available) and write...