"Genie, I wish to be a-"
"Just kidding."
He aims eye contact and all a sudden, white smoke surrounds you, until you've been left coughing, wondering if you were imagining. You pull out your phone and look at yourself in the camera. You can almost see something just above your head, a silhouette. The moon shines gorgeously, practically mocking you, bringing a sick feeling.
You hear a sharp crack behind you, and you're pushed downwards and 'kiss' the ground, scraping the solid concrete with your nose. JEEZ! Almost like you broke your tail bone or ripped it out! Feels like you probably did rip something, as your backside feels open. You stand up, and feel something weird... like it jumped inside your pants and- crawled onto your butt! Oh god.. You rush to the nearest restroom and jump- to the sight of something on top of your head in the mirror. You see them. There. On your head. Donkey ears.
On the sides of your head, you see nothing there, a blank space. And those ears are there. As soon as a thought comes to yank at them, you're thrown onto the ground with a sharp pain, and your ass sticks straight up.
God, no.. Please....