You decide to buy the dicking wand even though it's expensive. You walk up to the cash register where a young twenty year old man with dark hair is ringing up purchases.
You say, "This is just a joke shop. These items can't really do what they say they do can they?"
The cashier says, "All our products come with a money back guarantee. Every last one of these things does what it says it does."
You point the wand at him and say, "Hardy Har Har".
His clothes tumble to the ground flat except for a small bulge under his pants. Then a dick and balls crawls out of the pants and looks up at you. He says, "Hardy har har yourself. That's going to cost you. You think I work in a magic shop and don't know magic." The dick and balls levitate until they are standing on the counter. Even though he looks completely like a dick and balls with no legs or mouth, he stands on his balls as if they were legs and he speaks out his piss slit as if it was a mouth. He apparently can see too even though he has no eyes.
"I just wanted to make sure the wand worked." you say hoping to get out of trouble.
The dick says, "You're lucky I was about to go on break anyway. Do you want to help me orgasm and return to normal?"
You look at him. He is a nice looking dick standing tall. He is a nice shade of pink with a mauve cap. He has a tuft of dark hair at the base of his shaft. "Uh, no, I'm straight."
The dick says, "You just like to turn your mates into dicks, you asshole. That will be $39.99 you owe the store plus you owe me personally and I will come looking for you later so you can pay me back."
You hand the dick your credit card and marvel at how skilled the dick is. The dick takes your credit card in it's piss slit and runs it through the card reader. He pushes buttons with his balls and hands you a receipt.