"Oh, good grief, this place is huge. Miss Karen said, "It's just a utility closet. Could you straighten it out?" "Sure," I says. "Just a closet, I should have plenty of time to go the butcher's and get groceries for dinner." This is more like the Bat Cave than a closet. Look at all this weird stuff. That looks sort of like a car - if it had wheels. And that looks like that Alvino Ray Gun from the Batman Show. Oh, that Adam West," Alice sighed, "I wouldn't mind cleaning his mansion and Bat Cave, any day."
Alice looked around the windowless laboratory room, and then out in the basement hallway. Sure enough it looked like it should be a small closet, because of where the windows were, but inside it was a lot bigger. It must be underground, she said to herself. Under the patio out back. I suppose if it was cleaned up it might make decent maid quarters, and then I wouldn't have to live in that tiny apartment next to the garage. Hm, she thought, as she began to explore the huge room, not only is it bigger than my apartment, but it's so big it must go under the pool? Maybe the shallow end? It couldn't possibly be bigger on the inside than on the outside.
As she half-heartedly dusted the nearest object, she commented to herself, "When I became a maid, I thought I'd be like the Alice on the Brady Bunch. Instead, I end up dusting Grandpa Munster's basement laboratory."
She reached out and picked up a decanter marked "Wolf Potion". There was a whole shelf of decanters with similarly weird names, "Rubber Solution," "Dog Potion," "Cat Potion," and so on and so forth. She laughed, "Must be the professor's private liquor stash. His wife is such a teatotaller, I bet that's why he put those funky labels on them. Hm, it's a bit early for a drink, but who will know?"