You follow a path for a while through some woods, over a bridge, and around a lake. You come upon, after a while, a group of animal pens in a valley surrounded by mountains. There must be over 4000 different kinds of animals here. Paths lead off in all directions. They read:
Mountains
Savannah
Prarie
Desert
Forest
Saltwater
Frsh Water
Domestic Houses
Barns
Outback
Snow
The wind picks up, whipping the grass around, causing the animals all to make their collective calls all at once. Suddenly, you are taken over by an evil impulse. You go up to the first animal you see and kick it as hard as you can. It makes a painful sound. You smile wickedly as you go around kicking more animals. Something seems odd about this place, but you can't quite put your finger on it. Everything goes fine until you come upon a (insert option here). You raise you foot, amied right at it's butt, and kick as hard as you can.
You gasp when your foot gets stuck in something. That's when you realize: every animal here is female. Guess where you've got your foot stuck.
Suddenly, the animal turns around and ?smiles? At you. That's when you hear a sucking sound. You don't know where it's coming from, but it's extremely unpleasent. You turn to leave and fall flat on your face. You turn around and look in horror at the animal. Somehow, your entire foot has gotten stuck inside the animal. The sucking sound comes again, and suddenly you're up to your knee. You scream and try to crawl away, but the sucking comes again and you're entire leg in inside. How this is even scientifically possible, you don't know. Suck again and both of your legs are inside the animal. Suddenly the pressure increases greatly and you're being sucked into the animal's body at an alarming rate. You grab at the grass, trying to grab something, but no luck. There goes your hips, your chest, and your shoulders. You scream and scream until with a wet sucking noise your entire head is sucked in.
Somehow, you,re floating in a pool of liquid about the size of a swimming pool. You feel your clothing dissolve. You swim around desperately, trying to find a way out, but you see none. Suddenly, a cord shokts out of the red walls surrounding you and attaches itself to your belly btton. You scream, your lungs suddenly filling with the thick, mineral-tasting liquid. Surprisingly, you do not drown. You tug on the thing attached to your body, but it only sends waves of pain. Suddenly, you feel immense pressure and you start to shrink. You yell and try to beat on the walls, but to no avail until you are the size of a molecule. With terror in your mind, you realse ina while you're going to be reborn as the animal you were sucked into: