You run as fast as you can away from the scene to try to get help from somebody, anybody. You turn a corner into an alley and bump into something tall and furry. You back away, thinking in is one of the squirrel aliens. You look up from the gray furry body to see a face with a dark mask around the eyes. You are about to run again when the creature speaks, "Human, were did you see them?"
You are caught of gaurd, but manage to respond, "Back that way," you point.
"Thanks," the raccoon like creature pulls out a small object from...somewhere and starts to talk into it in what sounds like raccoon calls. Several calls answer him and he puts it back into...somewhere. He turns to you again, "Don't worry earthling, you are safe with me."
"What are you?" you ask as you shake, "What were those things?"
"I am from another planet. We have come to protect you earthlings from the dangerous, venomous, evil alien squirrels from another planet."
"What planet?" you ask, calming down a little.
"Another one. I am from the raccoon alien earth protectorate group. We have been fighting with the dangerous, venomous, evil alien squirrels from another planet for a very long time. Now, you must come with me before the dangerous, venomous, evil alien squirrels from another planet start to track you from their landing site."