Before you can leave, you hear the sounds of the dangerous, venomous, evil alien squirrels coming closer. You look and see them turn down the alley, screaming as they come towards you with their weapons.
"Get back," the raccoon yells, "I am immune to the squirrelizing effects of their squirrelators, but you would become a monster in seconds if they get you."
The raccoon from the raccoon alien earth protectorate group pulls out his own ray gun from...somewhere and aims it as the closest dangerous, venomous, evil alien squirrel and pulls the trigger. There is a flash of light and the dangerous, venomous, evil alien squirril shreiks and falls to the ground, shrinking until it becomes nothing more then a small earth squirrel. The other dangerous, venomous, evil alien squirrel turns and runs, letting out its scream as it moves.
"We have to leave now, they will return with stronger weapons, come with me if you want to live, as a human," he puts his weapon away...somewhere and waves for you to follow him.