"Okay, ladies out of the pool," shouted the lifeguard pointing at the clock, "Men's swim only for the next hour!"
"That's so unfair," whined a cute blonde as she walked by Dan dripping on everything.
"Yeah, it is," answered Patrick, "Guy's only get one hour of Men's swim, and you ladies get four hours of man free pool time."
"Oh, Patrick, you men are allocated the same amount of time, but the mess you make alone in the pool for an hour takes the pool boy 3 hours to clean up," the blonde snapped.
Patrick shrugged and slumped back by the side of the pool.
The pool boy and the lifeguard ran around pulling the blinds shut to the pool area and locking the building door and the door to the women's locker room.
Patrick pulled himself out of the pool next to where Dan was sitting and winked, "You know she's right. We do make a mess of the pool." He kept staring at Dan with his tongue stuck between his lips.
Dan noticed all the guys were staring at him. Checking him out.
Adrian came over dripping wet and sat down next to Dan. He said, "Dan, you're the new guy. So let me explain how Men's swim works..."