You go inside to find that “ma” is really just another biker bear- except he’s the only one in the house can cook. You wolf down the steak and eggs, realizing that before you were a vegetarian. But you’re starving, and the bikers actually gave you water instead of beer. The head biker says that you’re too young to be drinking alchoclol, although you can start in about a year or so. He also lays out the guidelines : Mondays and Tuesdays are Arms, but Wedenesdays will be hiking in the woods :”So we can get some color on that skin”. Thursdays will be chest reps, while Fridays will be how to teach you manly behavior, burping, fixing cars, and a bunch of stuff you don’t know yet. The weekends will be a break.
“First things first, lil bro, notice how we all have short hair. A few have shaved heads. That haircut is nice, but we’re going to give you the induction cut- then after a while you can pick any manly hair style you want. It's a shame you can't grow a goatee!
One of the biker says "Can't grow it - yet!"
He leads you to the bathroom, where you see a chair with belts around the edges (so you don’t squirm) an electric razor- and a can of gilette shaving cream and a razor.
You’re going to get your head MORE than buzzed – completely shaved.