"God Kyle, your such an ass, do you really think curses are real? Fuck off!" Jen was trying to convince herself as much as Kyle that magic wasn't real right then.
"Time's up bitch, now you get both, and you gave me TWO great ideas. For your dare, I dare you to try and 'FUCK' a girl every day."
"Eww what the fuck Kyle, I'm not even-"
"Pfffttt... I know you and that whole squad are seconds away from an orgy so don't tell me you aren't... ehem, Every day you will feel compelled to try and find a girl and convince her to have sex with you. If you fail to have sex with her, you will reactivate the transformation part of your curse, if you succeed in getting laid you can pass the curse on to her under the conditions that you curse her exactly in the same way I cursed you and neither of you will attempt to remove the curse."
"Also I dare you to be gay, and as horny as a teenage boy, just so you know what it feels like."
"T-this is bullshit, Your insane you little freak, I'm gonna hang-"
"Your really going to hang up before you hear your transformation?"
"I..."
"FOR YOUR TRANSFORMATION!" Kyle said in an excited flourish "A random part of your body will become like an ASS. And by that I mean you will slowly change into a donkey if you don't find yourself a girlfriend. Oh and you can't curse the same girl twice so I hope you have alot of friends. Enjoy your new donkey ______"