If Jeff could, he would weep right now. He is the most humiliated he has ever been in his life. Earlier today, he was a human being, handsome, independent, and able to move himself. Now, all he was was his hairy jock brother's armpit. His vision was obscured by the thick twisted bush of armpit hair that his brother had. The hairs sprouted right out of Jeff's face. "At least I can grow a beard now", Jeff sadly thought. "I never thought my beard would be stinky, greasy armpit hair".
All Jeff could smell was his brothers powerful body odor. He thought he would get used to it with time, but this is not the case. It still fucking reeks. Is B.O. all that Jeff will ever smell again?
Nick, Jeff's brother has his shirt off exposing Jeff to his football jock friends.
"God Nick, you stink! Do you ever wear deodorant?", Sam yelled at Nick. He leaned in and took a big whiff of Jeff. "Ugggh". Nick chuckled; he knew he made his pits extra hairy and smelly with the chronivac.
One of the hairy linebackers suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Nick's pit hairs. "Wait, whats this?" he bellowed in a deep manly voice. He parted the stinky pit hairs and saw Jeff's "mouth". Jeff had a little mouth buried under the pit hair so he could talk. "What is this? you have a mouth in your armpit?"
Nick laughed; "Long story bro!".
The linebacker got a wild look in his eyes; "Does it give blowjobs? I could really blow a load right now"
"OH GOD NO!" thought Jeff! "I'M STRAIGHT!", he thought to himself.
Nick just laughed as the hairy linebacker started unbuckling his belt...