You decide you better not leave Keith a dildo any longer than he needs to be, so you hit the unlock button on the keys. The dildo glows and then with a flash there's...
You blink, the large figure is still there. You can't really believe your eyes, there appears to be a large penis sitting in the passenger seat. The penis shivers, then the head of the penis turns towards you and the slit moves as if speaking. "Dude, what's going on? Why are we suddenly in the car? I felt really weird back there..."
You look the penis over, it appears to be seated on a large pair of balls, it keeps moving as if looking around, even though it doesn't have any evident eyes. "Dude, mind if I go take a piss before we go?"
You nod weakly. The penis turns around and with a click, somehow unlocks and opens the car door. You dumbly watch the penis waddle on his testicles away to the public car stop restroom. How could Keith not notice? This was way too weird. You needed to fix this now. But if the keys did that, how did you know it wasn't going to do something equally as weird if you tried fixing the situation.