You hit the button and Keith glows with a bright light. There's a sudden bright flash and when the light clears, there's a blue item sitting on the pavement in place of your friend. You walk up closer and look down. "You've got to be kidding me. What the hell?"
You reach down and pick the item up, feeling really weird in doing so, partly because this item only a few seconds ago was your friend Keith, and partly because it's a blue rubber approximation of a penis: a dildo.
"Keith, is that you?" you ask, looking the dildo over in your hands, then looking around, suddenly nervous someone will walk by, seeing you examining a dildo in public. You move to brand new Chevrolet Corvette and get in, looking around again to see if anyone is nearby before looking at the dildo again.
"This is so weird. This can't be Keith, right? Sometimes you're a bit of a dick, but this is ridiculous." The dildo doesn't respond or answer, just continues being a normal looking dildo. You rub the dildo up and down in a mock hand job, giving a mad-sounding giggle at the thought of Keith feeling the sensation in his form. Hell, had you just snapped?
You shook yourself and set the dildo in the passenger seat. You look at the keys to the dildo, thinking you should turn Keith back right away. Maybe...with how random the keys were acting, would it be smart to use them in a closed in place like the car?