The purple spark arcs from the key to Keith. He jumps backward. You blink. Keith is naked.
"What the fuck?" Keith shouts.
"Shut up, Keith, get in the car now!" you order, then you look around to see if anyone saw Keith naked. Then you look back at the car. You weren't paying that much attention to Keith, but before he got in the car did he just say, "Yes, Master?"
You get in the car and look over at Keith in the passenger seat. His naked chest is shiny and hairless. He is sitting straight in his seat looking forward. Your eyes drop to his crotch. It's completely smooth like a Ken doll or mannequin.
"Did you just call me "Master"? "you ask.
"Yes, Master,"
"Why did you call me that?"
"Because I have to, Master."
"Why aren't you talking like normal, Keith?"
"You instructed me to shut up the Keith persona," he answered in monotone.
"Keith persona activate," you say.
"Dude, what the fuck did you do to me? I'm made of plastic and wires and gyros and god knows what else."
"Identify what you are," you say curiously.
"This unit is your personal android slave. You can select from various persona and appearances," Keith answers in monotone. Then in his own voice, Keith adds, "Oh, no, no more changes, bro. Just change me back!"
"Personal android? List appearance options," you say.