Ty sat on the side of a vast mountain staring down at a beautiful green valley below. He had made it thousands of years ago shortly after the last Mammoth had fallen dead with spears in its gut, as a reminder to how brutal and wonderful nature could be.
It was present time. Or, at least, one perception of it. The Higher Universe had reformed beyond his own, and he got an angry mental text message of sorts telling him to stay in his own fucking plane or else. He took it seriously.
Ty was bored. He conjured a tall purple dinosaur woman to come keep him company. A hulking and big breasted Carnosaur named Brenda.
"Oh!" The dinosaur woman patted her naked hide and looked down at Ty.
"So, you remember the last time you were here?" Ty said with a deep sigh.
"Uh... I think so." Brenda considered, tapping her heavy theropod foot thoughtfully. "The nature of man, and all that. Right?"
"Yeah. And then we fucked while you turned into a puddle of living Jello."
"Oh yeahhhh!" Brenda chuckled. "I remember now."
They exchanged fond glances and giggled.
"So, I don't know." Ty shrugged. "What's the point of it all?"
"Dunno." Brenda shrugged, clapping her jaws shut. "Isn't it always about just... existing?"
"I guess. But I've done everything already." Ty sighed and put his hands on his head. "Like, no, literally, everything."
"Did you clone yourself and have sex with yourself?" Brenda offered sympathetically.
Ty nodded. "Yeah. A bunch of times. I'm kind of selfish."
"Um..." The Carnosaur put a claw to her chin and tapped it. "Did you ever shrink down and fuck an insect?"
Ty nodded. "A spider I named Mags. We dated for a while until she got clingy."
"Ummm.... did you ever crawl inside a whale's vagina and pleasure her?" Brenda looked down at her friend.
Ty nodded, somewhat more annoyed. "Yes, twice! Look, is it always about sex with you?"
"You made me out of the raw energy from sexual arousal!" Brenda spat. "What did you expect?"
"Oh, go turn to dust." Ty said in dejection, and barely heard the scream as Brenda broke apart into particles of sand and blew away into the valley below.
Ty projected himself into the valley and went for a walk, encountering the souls of various animals, humans, and interdimensional aliens that had imprinted on him. Suddenly, it dawned on him as Brenda reformed into a much tinier version of herself beside him, threatening to break apart again at any second.
He looked down at the little sandy carnosaur woman and turned her back to flesh.
"That was mean!" She said in a higher pitched voice. "I mean, seriously! It might have taken me a million years to line my molecules up again enough to even form my right hand!"
"Oh, shush." Ty patted her tiny head. "Listen, what do you think would happen if I gave power to somebody else?"
"I guess that might make things interesting again." She offered, kicking at the grass under her foot.
"Okay. Give me a quick BJ and then we'll find somebody worthy."
"Oh, sure!" Brenda said, licking her lips.
Ty thought long and hard about who would be the recipient of his power as Brenda stroked her shrunken dinosaur body over his cock eagerly.