The stench was enough to make Chris want to throw up! A winking look out the window port offered the view of a Kansas Hog farm in all it's beauty.
"Oh pew, do they stink!" Chris said out loud.
He was ready to walk away from the window when to his amazement came a high pitched voice. "I got used to it, You can too!"
Chris stopped and looked out into the scene of steel sheds and mud puddles filled with wallowing hogs. A closer look around noted one rather lean boar hog sitting up on his round butt and pawing the air with a left foreleg.
"Truly, I got used to living here and I'm sure you would find it as easy once one steps into our scene!" beckoned the Hog.
Chris stood there stunned to hear a hog address him as if any true piggy hog could! True though it was as he watched the hog's mouth move as the words seemed to roll out.
"Who are, ah were you?" asked Chris now somewhat interested in conversation without Beth Anne's pushing.
"Samuel B. Mitchell, is who I was and now sits here before you as a brillant speaking Hog! It was for these past two years a large learning time. Oh but with the acceptence of life here has been, well sensual. One need only see this fatty pouch of a sheath to know I'm a male Hog. Then too, when I stand up and turn tail toward someone those huge balls back there tell I'm a true boar." told the Hog to Chris.
"Why ?" asked Chris.
"Why, good question! I suspect it was the sight of my first ever boar hog mounting a friendly sow like Lilla over there. As I watched the boar get in his grouve and shove his funny shaped pecker into the sow I knew right then he had more fun than I ever would being human. I know, I know, but think of having a blessed relationship with one woman all your life! Then think of a Boar, he mounts dozens each week. I have been at rut now for these two years and still the feeling comes with a wild rush of beastly passion. I'd bet it's been over a thousand sows this year so far, and the Summer's just begun!" Chidded the Hog at Chris.
"Sex and sensual pleasures are nice but there is other things to consider when giving up human exsistence!" says Chris to the Hog.
The Hog cocks his head and says, "Pray tell like what?"
"Well, like doing something for others, other than just sex! I have plans to make something of myself and then make a difference in this world." announed Chris.
"Yup, I said that too but when you get right down to it one person makes little mark on the world less he or she be rich or terribly evil! I was neither, thus when it comes down to what one leaves this earthly bonds with is accounted in one's legacy. I now have over 9,000 piglets to my legacy, what do you have?" wondered the Hog.
Chris sat down on the edge of the portal's threshold. I look of wondering showed on his face. As he sat there the boar came over to within inches of Chris and stood there making not a sound but having a real nasty stench.
"There's some truth in what you say but I still feel being human is far better than living as a boar Hog!" said Chris.