"Pardon me?"
You could not have heard that right. Yet, before you know it, the fairy uses a surprisingly strong push to the chest and knocks you to the ground. You hit the ground hard on your back. You are suddenly looking up at leaves veiling a clear blue sky with a terrible headache.
The fairy doesn't wait but a moment before popping the button off your pants and unzipping the fly. A tug on the crotch reveals your boxers - which also get dragged to your knees.
Blinking profusely, you regain your senses just as her small but strangely electrifying hands begin to caress the insides of your thighs. "Hey, this isn't so bad... right?" The diminutive humanoid continues, causing you to bite you lip against making a noise. You prop yourself up on your elbows as your respectably sized penis likewise rises, ballsack rippling in the cool air. She runs a hand up the smoothed, taught, skin of the member as it finishes. "Wait - " you say... "What's your name?"
The fairy smirks and hides behind your dick as if it were playing hide and seek behind a tree. Leaning out the other side, she says "Envira." The smirk becomes a smile. She reaches up to her shoulders and the petals fall from her tiny, perfect, breasts. She steps in front of your penis (which couldn't be harder) and puts her hands on her hips. You watch as the petals fro her bikini bottom fall to the mat of pubic hair. She stands just taller than the head of the rod sticking up beside her. Holding that pose, she flutters her wings over you and it is simply the most intense sensation you have ever felt in your entire life down there.