One day, a little boy was found about only 3 years old.
He had messy brown hair, warm brown eyes, and freckles on his face and arms.
What truly made him stand out was the fact that he had the ears, nose, horns, rectangular pupils, and lower half of a goat.
He was brought to a lab where he would be studied, or at least that was the plan.
A kind young lady scientist asked him "What is your name?"
To which he replied with a sly smile "My name is Pan, and I think you grown-ups need to have fun. Just look at yourselves - you really want to know more about me? Then let me show you!"
With that, Pan lept up at the woman, and kissed her, she shank into her clothes, and became a happy 3-year-old faun girl ready to help him with what came next:
In no time at all, all the scientists who had brought Pan there were now happy 3-year-old fauns ready to help him turn more people!
Pan then asked his new brothers and sisters to make a device that would affect the whole world, making everyone into happy 3-year-old fauns.
When it was ready, Pan pressed the button, sending out a shock-wave over the whole world.