James stared at the boy rather quizzically.
"You gay bro?" said James.
"Maybe just a little," said the surfer dude as he slowly creeped closer to James with a look of lust in his eyes
"Can you turn your back for me real quick?" retorted James.
The surfer turned around.
James navigated through the menus of the chronivac and decided to give this surfer more feminine qualities in hopes of finally ending his days of virginity and ascending from textbook nerd to epitome of masculinity. James began changing the Surfer's stats and as he clicked accept a window popped open asking if James would make reality change to fit the surfer's new persona or stay the same. James clicked yes for alter reality to fit new identity. Another window popped up asking if subject would be aware of changes. James clicked no effectively wiping the surfer's old identity. James finally hit accept one last time as the chronivac whirred and the surfer began to.....